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Non-Airline Mogul => General Chat => Topic started by: norge on November 10, 2011, 07:56:40 pm

Title: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on November 10, 2011, 07:56:40 pm
Anyone in for a fun game?

Just make up a fun text to the picture that gets posted, and the one that wins post a new picture.

So:

(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/32500/Melting-Airplane-32543.jpg)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on November 10, 2011, 09:11:21 pm
Melted ice
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Virgin Serbia on November 11, 2011, 09:02:55 am
Jellyplane
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: OG1123 on November 11, 2011, 05:19:38 pm
Thomsonfry
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on November 11, 2011, 07:06:00 pm
Thomsonfry

:lol: That was funny, post a new picture, OG1123
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on November 13, 2011, 04:47:16 pm
Don't seem that OG1123 posts a picture, so I'll do:

(http://www.airlineempires.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/3401.jpg)

Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on November 13, 2011, 05:57:05 pm
"The twin towers were hard to find after 9/11"
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on November 13, 2011, 06:24:57 pm
(GPS navigator voice) 'In 200 meters, turn left...'
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Med Air on November 13, 2011, 07:37:14 pm
"The Etihad CEO knew it was a mistake letting a female pilot loose on the new A340"
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: OG1123 on November 13, 2011, 10:21:53 pm
'' I Told you! You cant do a wheelie with the a340! ''
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Virgin Serbia on November 14, 2011, 02:43:52 pm
"In todays news, a sharia tribunal ordered the beheading of an Airbus A340 that was recently caught consuming alcohol based fuel."
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on November 14, 2011, 04:06:09 pm
"The twin towers were hard to find after 9/11"

Haha, 1993matias! Continue...
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on November 14, 2011, 04:32:57 pm
(http://cdn-www.airliners.net/aviation-photos/photos/7/7/6/1126677.jpg)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on November 14, 2011, 04:42:19 pm
Although it is sun, some people still complain about lacking sunlight.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on November 14, 2011, 05:04:06 pm
Choose the shady side
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Virgin Serbia on November 15, 2011, 07:57:27 am
€20 mio beach parasol
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on November 15, 2011, 06:51:52 pm
Choose the shady side
Heehee :P

Your turn :D
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on November 15, 2011, 08:10:20 pm
(http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/5815/78402555.2d/0_63c74_1e216996_orig.jpg)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: OG1123 on November 15, 2011, 08:31:02 pm
US army's latest high technology weapon. Tricks the enemies that the bomber is a big lollipop
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on November 15, 2011, 09:32:09 pm
DJ's

Now available while flying!
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Med Air on November 15, 2011, 09:54:34 pm
America's new fast response aircraft, it hypnotises the enemy into crashing.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on November 16, 2011, 02:18:48 pm
The new hypnotising circle is said to be made, so the circle, and not the aircraft gets hit by bombs.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Virgin Serbia on November 16, 2011, 02:31:02 pm
DEATH RAY!
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on November 16, 2011, 02:50:34 pm
The new hypnotising circle is said to be made, so the circle, and not the aircraft gets hit by bombs.
Love this one the most) Just try to imagine...
BTW, really, what this thing for? I mean, this spiralish thing (if I've spelled it correctly)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on November 16, 2011, 03:27:01 pm
I believe it is a radar. But don't take my word for it
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on November 16, 2011, 03:53:34 pm
I guessed that the 'dish' is a radar... But why on the earth they needed this black spiral on it?))) I don't believe that USAF technicians have such vision problems, that they need a huge black spiral to find a dish, placed on the airplane...
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on November 16, 2011, 03:59:55 pm
(http://cdn-www.airliners.net/aviation-photos/middle/4/1/6/2015614.jpg)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on November 16, 2011, 08:38:14 pm
Figure skating!

Now available flying on water!
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Virgin Serbia on November 17, 2011, 06:28:44 am
BTW, really, what this thing for? I mean, this spiralish thing (if I've spelled it correctly)

I guessed that the 'dish' is a radar... But why on the earth they needed this black spiral on it?))) I don't believe that USAF technicians have such vision problems, that they need a huge black spiral to find a dish, placed on the airplane...

It is the aerodynamic housing that houses the radar dish. A large beam antenna is mounted inside the dish. By rotating the dish, the single beam antenna will cover 360 degrees.

The spiral is just for decoration. US Navy crew love decorating their aircraft like this. It also gives a cool effect when flying, and distinguishes the plane from that of other squadrons/carriers. BTW, this particular plane belongs to VAW-123 Screwdogs, currently deployed on the last cruise with the USS Enterprise. They also supported the Gulf of Sidra intervention, and operation Desert Storm.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: OG1123 on November 17, 2011, 12:55:33 pm
- Daddy turn around i need to pee!
- GAAH!''
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on November 17, 2011, 04:34:46 pm
Figure skating!

Now available flying on water!

 :lol: This is the winner.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on November 17, 2011, 06:51:31 pm
(http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1153107820.jpg)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on November 18, 2011, 05:21:37 pm
"Plane flew accidentally into a windfarm."
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Virgin Serbia on November 18, 2011, 07:14:29 pm
It has gone to see it's maker
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: davecummings on November 18, 2011, 07:26:33 pm
"And this model sir has extra speed holes...."
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on November 30, 2011, 08:55:56 pm
"And this model sir has extra speed holes...."
A little late, but I found your comment funny :D
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Mastafa on November 30, 2011, 10:35:41 pm
lol guys you guys are funny :P

"'' I Told you! You cant do a wheelie with the a340! ''  LOL that made me choke on my coke :P :lol:
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: OG1123 on December 02, 2011, 03:11:57 pm
Hehe Thanks, Glad you liked it xD
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Mastafa on December 03, 2011, 03:55:17 am
Hehe Thanks, Glad you liked it xD

Yup


So what happpened to this thread? is it DEAD?
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on December 03, 2011, 09:43:13 am
davecummings should post a new pic, but he hasn't done yet. I think someone should just post a pic?
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Vamerica on December 03, 2011, 12:44:04 pm
 .
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on December 03, 2011, 12:55:44 pm
Angry wasabi.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: davecummings on December 03, 2011, 02:24:36 pm
sorry - here we go - (http://rob.com/pix/var/albums/oops/747_crash3.jpg?m=1289692829)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Vamerica on December 03, 2011, 11:24:34 pm
Welcome to Los Angeles International, where the time is just past 6pm.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on December 04, 2011, 09:19:34 am
Fast demolition, now on planes!
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on December 04, 2011, 12:51:20 pm
This 747 was unlucky to carry this years contestants of "Biggest Loser" .
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Mastafa on December 05, 2011, 01:57:20 am
Welcome aboard Blank Air, where passengers in the tail section go *blank*!
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Ronnie on December 05, 2011, 05:01:05 am
Who farted?!?  :o
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: OG1123 on December 05, 2011, 02:37:22 pm
''We here at Ryanair are proud to present the new, cheaper Economy Minus Class''
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on December 05, 2011, 08:23:43 pm
*7 hours earlier*
Passengers having an express disembarkation ticket have to seat in the tail of our airplane...
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: davecummings on December 06, 2011, 09:12:20 pm
this one is my fav

"*7 hours earlier*
Passengers having an express disembarkation ticket have to seat in the tail of our airplane..."
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on December 08, 2011, 08:20:43 pm
Glad you liked this one, dave
OK, this one is more weird-looking than funny, but it's still an interesting picture!
(http://g.diena.lt/02/50/84686f.jpg)
Maybe it should go to the 'Guess the aircraft' thread, too?)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Virgin Serbia on December 09, 2011, 01:13:13 pm
Glad you liked this one, dave
OK, this one is more weird-looking than funny, but it's still an interesting picture!
(http://g.diena.lt/02/50/84686f.jpg)
Maybe it should go to the 'Guess the aircraft' thread, too?)

It looks Russian. Have you been drinking too much again, tovarishch?
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on December 09, 2011, 01:35:00 pm
Scientists are now trying to let planes give birth to other planes, by making an egg like system to hatch out new planes.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on December 09, 2011, 03:21:27 pm
The many UFO-sightings near Vnukovo airport now has an explanation.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Mastafa on December 09, 2011, 05:08:50 pm
Welcome to the Huge Propeller REvoulotion!
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on December 10, 2011, 04:09:05 pm
Scientists are now trying to let planes give birth to other planes, by making an egg like system to hatch out new planes.

Loved this one the most

P.S. VS, sorry, it was built in... in... erm... Belarus.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Virgin Serbia on December 10, 2011, 04:11:02 pm
Scientists are now trying to let planes give birth to other planes, by making an egg like system to hatch out new planes.

Loved this one the most

P.S. VS, sorry, it was built in... in... erm... Belarus.

That explain a lot :lol:
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on December 10, 2011, 05:37:32 pm
(http://cdn-www.airliners.net/aviation-photos/middle/7/2/3/0652327.jpg)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on December 11, 2011, 12:47:09 am
To make the airport more efficient, ATC in San Francisco are pairing aircraft on the same approach when landing. This halves the amount of landings, because each landing is made with two aircraft simultaneously.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: OG1123 on December 11, 2011, 08:07:01 pm
''Lufthansa and United are taking codeshare to the next level''
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Ronnie on December 12, 2011, 12:32:28 am
Airplane mating season now open!
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on December 12, 2011, 02:14:59 pm
Overtaking heroes
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on December 12, 2011, 02:34:51 pm
''Lufthansa and United are taking codeshare to the next level''

Liked this one most.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: OG1123 on December 12, 2011, 03:50:39 pm
Glad you liked it :)

(http://www.coolfunpics.com/slides/Airplane_Crossing_Road.jpg)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on December 12, 2011, 03:57:58 pm
Trains are slowly being phased out to the advantage of airplanes. Soon, airplane crossings will cover whole North America.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on December 12, 2011, 06:04:32 pm
United CEO: "Never hire a traindriver again."
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on December 12, 2011, 07:27:44 pm
'OK guys, now show these maglevs what speed is really about!'
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Ronnie on December 12, 2011, 11:37:18 pm
Ops, I think we made a wrong turn!
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: OG1123 on December 13, 2011, 07:23:43 pm
Hehe nice one :)

'OK guys, now show these maglevs what speed is really about!'

Your turn...
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on December 14, 2011, 08:46:58 pm
Looks more like a pattern now)
(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/180/421718444_e0d115f764_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on December 14, 2011, 09:11:44 pm
In Russia, although it is illegal to park on side walks, this vehicle hasn't got any ticket for the three years it has been parked there.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Virgin Serbia on December 15, 2011, 08:59:54 am
In capitalist america, traffic warden hunt pilot. In Soviet Russia Mig-21 hunt traffic warden. Note that it has hidden itself behind the trees.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on December 15, 2011, 08:02:48 pm
Three year old: "That's a funny pedestrian!"
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on December 22, 2011, 05:35:20 am
In capitalist america, traffic warden hunt pilot. In Soviet Russia Mig-21 hunt traffic warden. Note that it has hidden itself behind the trees.

OK, VS, go ahead with your picture!
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Virgin Serbia on December 22, 2011, 07:51:25 pm
 :P

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e123/B777LR/gghg.jpg)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on December 22, 2011, 09:48:52 pm
Ryanair inspire Saudi Arabian - there's no co-pilot
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on December 22, 2011, 11:10:51 pm
The last photo found on the camera, the photographer was later found in London sitting on the undercarriage.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: East West Airlines on December 23, 2011, 01:46:14 am
The co pilot left his keys in his car, while he went to retrieve them, the captain found it comical to move the plane to a different airport.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: AirbusL1011 on January 07, 2012, 09:35:51 pm
The reason you cant see the copilot, is because he is hunched over the controls, puking out all of his bacon and eggs that he had for brekkie because of motion sickness.
And he dropped his croissant on the floor.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Virgin Serbia on January 08, 2012, 08:12:00 am
The last photo found on the camera, the photographer was later found in London sitting on the undercarriage.

Matias wins!
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on January 08, 2012, 12:48:14 pm
(http://cdn-www.airliners.net/aviation-photos/middle/5/5/6/2000655.jpg)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on January 08, 2012, 01:25:34 pm
...Sometimes you need to change your point of view...
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on January 08, 2012, 01:30:51 pm
Plane-shaped Voodoo dolls have been made.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Virgin Serbia on January 08, 2012, 02:23:08 pm
Aerial Aerobatics Ground School
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: AirbusL1011 on January 08, 2012, 10:34:49 pm
"And by converting these two cessnas, we have created a upsidedown area in the cockpit for training astronauts." "How do they take off, sir?" "..."
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on January 17, 2012, 07:42:57 pm
Someone's winning this?
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on January 19, 2012, 04:30:34 pm
Yeah, just got senile and forgot this thread :lol:

AirbusL1011, your turn :)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: AirbusL1011 on January 25, 2012, 12:40:21 am
Everyone wait until Friday, I'll be able to access proper Internet then. (posted from iPad)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: AirbusL1011 on January 31, 2012, 08:38:01 am
"http://www.airliners.net/open.file?id=0054363

Theres mine  8)
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: norge on January 31, 2012, 01:50:34 pm
Get off there, giant scarecrow!
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: A380YURY on January 31, 2012, 02:13:42 pm
Big bird need a big wire to sit on
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: 1993matias on January 31, 2012, 04:51:53 pm
The passengers were rather stunned after leaving the plane on a high-rise building.
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: Virgin Serbia on January 31, 2012, 06:37:58 pm
Hong Kong City Airport
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: AirbusL1011 on January 31, 2012, 10:27:46 pm
Big bird need a big wire to sit on
And your turn!
Title: Re: Set text to the picture
Post by: davecummings on May 16, 2012, 08:54:15 am
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