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General Chat / Re: NewEST UN Thread

« on: October 16, 2010, 06:47:58 pm »

We ban all commercial and military aircraft coming from both Norway and Italy (for protecting this evil city) from the US. YOU MUST NOT COME WITHIN 100 NM OF THE COAST!!! Also, be warned we CAN and WILL launch Nuclear Missiles at Norway if you make ANY attempt against Malawi.

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General Chat / Re: NewEST UN Thread

« on: October 16, 2010, 06:40:48 pm »

CAnada deploys all there forces against Vatican State.


We ak USA to give as 30 Billion dollars to arm against VT

The United States sends 15 Billion dollars to Canada. The catholics have 2 million soldiers, we have 3 million soldiers, (including reserve personel) as well as 60000 canadian troops and 5000 malawi troops. We have also stormed the Vatican City and have succeded in takeover with an invasion of 150,000 US Soldiers. THe pope is now prisoner. Riots have stopped and all violent rioters are now in military prison.

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General Chat / Re: NewEST UN Thread

« on: October 16, 2010, 07:23:01 am »

The US Air Force has started the 87th Fighter Wing, consisting of 10 F/A 18's, which are now based in the airbase given to us from Malawi. The 49th Naval Defense and Attack Squadron, as well as 100 troops for border patrols and Ground-To-Air Missiles will be implanted in the country if permission is given. Norway be warned: We are ready for any attacks. We have a nuclear submarine on patrol right now.

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General Chat / Re: NewEST UN Thread

« on: October 16, 2010, 07:18:22 am »

The United States of America hereby requests an alliance between Malawi and ourselves. Upon completion, the U.S. will help defend Malawi against norway. These defences will include border guards and regular F/A 18 patrols. On the other side, the U.S. Forces have arrived in the United Kingdom. We are now moving a special attack forces team to Italy, as well as having spy plane missions to plan strategic attack points. The U.S. is here only for SUPPORT, and while our ranks will make decisions, we are waiting for word from Malawi before doing anything.

Malawi agrees, and also gives the US an airbase in Malawi as a sign of gratitude. We also encourage the UN to start an embargo on Canada, because Canada is in possesion of illegal weapons of mass destruction.

Malawi begins the assault on the Vatican city. Our 3 men are using a mortar to root out the vatican defenders.

The United States is moving 150,000 troops currently in Great Britain for a mass attack of the Vatican City. We will be in position in 3 hours.

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General Chat / Re: NewEST UN Thread

« on: October 15, 2010, 11:21:11 pm »

Canadian forces send 100,000 troops to the USA. They also sent 50 bombers, 40 atomic bombs, 80 nuclear bombs. Anyone declaring war on us will have their city destroyed by the 70 nuclear bombs left!

Sorry, but Canada actually only has 60,000 troops in service.

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General Chat / Re: NewEST UN Thread

« on: October 15, 2010, 11:18:34 pm »

The United States of America hereby requests an alliance between Malawi and ourselves. Upon completion, the U.S. will help defend Malawi against norway. These defences will include border guards and regular F/A 18 patrols. On the other side, the U.S. Forces have arrived in the United Kingdom. We are now moving a special attack forces team to Italy, as well as having spy plane missions to plan strategic attack points. The U.S. is here only for SUPPORT, and while our ranks will make decisions, we are waiting for word from Malawi before doing anything.

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General Chat / Re: NewEST UN Thread

« on: October 15, 2010, 02:06:24 am »

The United States Armed Forces should start arriving by 0745 October 15, and fully in position by 1130 on October 16. We also accept the Canadian Forces help, and strongly advise that if they participate they send troops in immediately.

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General Chat / Re: The corrupted wish game.

« on: October 15, 2010, 01:28:59 am »

Yipee!

Wish granted, it blows your house down, due to strong winds

I wish for my Cessna wish to be corrupt

Wish granted, it's not corrupt at all!

I wish I had a MILLION Aeroplan points!

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General Chat / Re: NewEST UN Thread

« on: October 15, 2010, 01:10:42 am »

never mind.

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General Chat / Re: NewEST UN Thread

« on: October 15, 2010, 01:08:58 am »

where the HELL is the VATICAN STATE?

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General Chat / Re: Continued Story Game

« on: October 15, 2010, 12:55:50 am »

meanwhile, i'm hiding in a tree, hoping cannibals wont see me.

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General Chat / Re: NewEST UN Thread

« on: October 15, 2010, 12:54:25 am »

The United States Armed Forces Forces hereby support Malawi and are moving 150,000 troops to the United Kingdom, with 150,000 on standby. Once arrived, forces should be able to invade 3 hours prior to notice. Royal Air Force bases RAF Lakenheath, RAF Menwith Hill, RAF Mildenhall, RAF Croughton, and RAF Alconbury, which host US Air Force squads, are on full alert.

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General Chat / NewEST UN Thread

« on: October 14, 2010, 12:20:28 am »

You know the drill... Let's go! I call United States!
Existing UN Members
danielkang1234 - U.S.
Virgin Serbia - Malawi
1993matias - Vatican State
norge - Norway
Mastafa - Canada

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General Chat / Re: The corrupted wish game.

« on: October 14, 2010, 12:06:52 am »

wish granted, but its a rule

I wish to join a FULL world with 0 players in a public one

Wish granted, there are no people in this world (as in no passengers)

I wish I could get a better graphics card

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General Chat / Re: The corrupted wish game.

« on: October 12, 2010, 10:05:02 pm »

Wish granted, but it solved 100 years in the future.

whish?

you wish for a kadish

Wish granted, no such thing.

I wish to know what does bogus site means

Wish granted, I call it a Lotus site. (It means its fake)
I wish I could OWN an airline in real life