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Title: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on October 14, 2010, 12:20:28 am
You know the drill... Let's go! I call United States!
Existing UN Members
danielkang1234 - U.S.
Virgin Serbia - Malawi
1993matias - Vatican State
norge - Norway
Mastafa - Canada
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on October 14, 2010, 06:51:48 am
I'm Malawi.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: 1993matias on October 14, 2010, 07:52:38 am
I'm the Vatican State!! xD
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: iranair777 on October 14, 2010, 08:22:31 am
I played one of these a long time ago on another forum. Sooo funny :p
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: norge on October 14, 2010, 01:39:51 pm
I will be Norway!
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on October 14, 2010, 01:53:38 pm
Malawi declares war on the Vatican state. The war is endorsed by the US, because the goal is to bring democracy to a dictatorship run by religious fanatics. A soldier has been sent by Alitalia to liberate the people of the Vatican.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: 1993matias on October 14, 2010, 11:07:16 pm
The people of the Vatican are not seemingly touched by this, although we condemn your actions, and warn you! You will go to hell, if you don't stop the war!
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on October 15, 2010, 12:54:25 am
The United States Armed Forces Forces hereby support Malawi and are moving 150,000 troops to the United Kingdom, with 150,000 on standby. Once arrived, forces should be able to invade 3 hours prior to notice. Royal Air Force bases RAF Lakenheath, RAF Menwith Hill, RAF Mildenhall, RAF Croughton, and RAF Alconbury, which host US Air Force squads, are on full alert.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Mastafa on October 15, 2010, 01:06:09 am
I am joining in: Canada!


(thanks for saving this spt, DanielKang.) :D
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on October 15, 2010, 01:08:58 am
where the HELL is the VATICAN STATE?
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on October 15, 2010, 01:10:42 am
never mind.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Mastafa on October 15, 2010, 01:49:33 am
We help USA, as we are partners
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on October 15, 2010, 02:06:24 am
The United States Armed Forces should start arriving by 0745 October 15, and fully in position by 1130 on October 16. We also accept the Canadian Forces help, and strongly advise that if they participate they send troops in immediately.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: 1993matias on October 15, 2010, 10:21:41 am
The Vatican repeats:
If you attack, the wrath of God will be on you! You will all go to hell if you destroy the city of God!
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on October 15, 2010, 02:24:50 pm
The Malawi soldier arrived this morning on the weekly Alitalia flight from Malawi to Rome. He quickly proceeded to the Vatican border, where he took up position next to the papal castle in preparation for the assault. The Malawi general on site is awaiting the US forces to coordinate an attack.

Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: norge on October 15, 2010, 02:43:16 pm
Norway decides to help the little state in the middle of Rome, giving them $ 80 million to defend themself.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on October 15, 2010, 02:48:22 pm
The norwegian money never arrives, as the check is stolen underway. The Malawi soldier has just cleared the Castel Sant'Angelo. Peace and democracy is beginning to return to the vatican state! An additional 2 Malawi soldiers have been sent to Rome.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: norge on October 15, 2010, 03:02:39 pm
Norway declare war on Malawi! Norway send 246 soldiers to Malawi, 182 bombers, 47 tanks and 31 missiles.

Norway also invest some money in green technology. Wind and water sources will be important.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on October 15, 2010, 05:37:19 pm
Norway declare war on Malawi! Norway send 246 soldiers to Malawi, 182 bombers, 47 tanks and 31 missiles.

Norway also invest some money in green technology. Wind and water sources will be important.

Be realistic. Norway only has 2 Fridtjolf Nansen frigates and a bunch of F-16A. And your army is occupied with fighting a war in  Afghanistan. ;) And Malawi is landlocked, surrounded by countries that are hostile towards Norway, so you can't base your F-16s out of any of those countries ;)

Anyway, Malawi calls for the UN to send weapons inspectors to Norway, due to reports of a secret stash of 31 weapons of mass destruction. Russia also calls for sanctions, due to the fact that Norway has broken the START treaties by operating 182 strategic nuclear capable bombers secretly. :lol:

Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Mastafa on October 15, 2010, 09:04:17 pm
Canadian forces send 100,000 troops to the USA. They also sent 50 bombers, 40 atomic bombs, 80 nuclear bombs. Anyone declaring war on us will have their city destroyed by the 70 nuclear bombs left!
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on October 15, 2010, 11:18:34 pm
The United States of America hereby requests an alliance between Malawi and ourselves. Upon completion, the U.S. will help defend Malawi against norway. These defences will include border guards and regular F/A 18 patrols. On the other side, the U.S. Forces have arrived in the United Kingdom. We are now moving a special attack forces team to Italy, as well as having spy plane missions to plan strategic attack points. The U.S. is here only for SUPPORT, and while our ranks will make decisions, we are waiting for word from Malawi before doing anything.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on October 15, 2010, 11:21:11 pm
Canadian forces send 100,000 troops to the USA. They also sent 50 bombers, 40 atomic bombs, 80 nuclear bombs. Anyone declaring war on us will have their city destroyed by the 70 nuclear bombs left!
Sorry, but Canada actually only has 60,000 troops in service.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Mastafa on October 15, 2010, 11:23:40 pm
ok canada sends 25,000 troops
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on October 16, 2010, 06:51:03 am
The United States of America hereby requests an alliance between Malawi and ourselves. Upon completion, the U.S. will help defend Malawi against norway. These defences will include border guards and regular F/A 18 patrols. On the other side, the U.S. Forces have arrived in the United Kingdom. We are now moving a special attack forces team to Italy, as well as having spy plane missions to plan strategic attack points. The U.S. is here only for SUPPORT, and while our ranks will make decisions, we are waiting for word from Malawi before doing anything.

Malawi agrees, and also gives the US an airbase in Malawi as a sign of gratitude. We also encourage the UN to start an embargo on Canada, because Canada is in possesion of illegal weapons of mass destruction.

Malawi begins the assault on the Vatican city. Our 3 men are using a mortar to root out the vatican defenders.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on October 16, 2010, 07:18:22 am
The United States of America hereby requests an alliance between Malawi and ourselves. Upon completion, the U.S. will help defend Malawi against norway. These defences will include border guards and regular F/A 18 patrols. On the other side, the U.S. Forces have arrived in the United Kingdom. We are now moving a special attack forces team to Italy, as well as having spy plane missions to plan strategic attack points. The U.S. is here only for SUPPORT, and while our ranks will make decisions, we are waiting for word from Malawi before doing anything.

Malawi agrees, and also gives the US an airbase in Malawi as a sign of gratitude. We also encourage the UN to start an embargo on Canada, because Canada is in possesion of illegal weapons of mass destruction.

Malawi begins the assault on the Vatican city. Our 3 men are using a mortar to root out the vatican defenders.

The United States is moving 150,000 troops currently in Great Britain for a mass attack of the Vatican City. We will be in position in 3 hours.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on October 16, 2010, 07:23:01 am
The US Air Force has started the 87th Fighter Wing, consisting of 10 F/A 18's, which are now based in the airbase given to us from Malawi. The 49th Naval Defense and Attack Squadron, as well as 100 troops for border patrols and Ground-To-Air Missiles will be implanted in the country if permission is given. Norway be warned: We are ready for any attacks. We have a nuclear submarine on patrol right now.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on October 16, 2010, 07:51:46 am
The US Air Force has started the 87th Fighter Wing, consisting of 10 F/A 18's, which are now based in the airbase given to us from Malawi. The 49th Naval Defense and Attack Squadron, as well as 100 troops for border patrols and Ground-To-Air Missiles will be implanted in the country if permission is given. Norway be warned: We are ready for any attacks. We have a nuclear submarine on patrol right now.

Permission has been granted ;) You can base all the forces you want in Malawi ;)

Also, Malawi has abolished socialism, and implemented unrestricted open market.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: norge on October 16, 2010, 07:53:56 am
Norway declare war on Malawi! Norway send 246 soldiers to Malawi, 182 bombers, 47 tanks and 31 missiles.

Norway also invest some money in green technology. Wind and water sources will be important.

Be realistic. Norway only has 2 Fridtjolf Nansen frigates and a bunch of F-16A. And your army is occupied with fighting a war in  Afghanistan. ;) And Malawi is landlocked, surrounded by countries that are hostile towards Norway, so you can't base your F-16s out of any of those countries ;)

Oh, did not know that much about Norway's military..  :P But Norway have actually 4 Fridtjof Nansen frigates, 1 still in building progress.

But Norway has closed all our airspace and waterspace for United States of America's and Malawi's aircraft and ships. All commercial travel to USA must go through a another country.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: 1993matias on October 16, 2010, 01:39:04 pm
All catholics in the world (that's over 1 billion) riot against the US, Canada and Malawi, killing several millions of civilians and military personel. France, Italy, Spain, Mexico, Argentina, Chile, Bolivia, Colombia, Portugal, Austria, Poland, Brazil, Croatia and the Vatican State (all Catholic countries) form the Alliance of Democratic Catholic Countries, and the alliance declares war on US and Malawi. We have over 2 million soldiers, several nuclear warheads and many warships.

The Vatican State asks Malawi and USA to retreat their army from VT and Italy.

Sources: Wikipedia
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Mastafa on October 16, 2010, 05:42:01 pm
CAnada deploys all there forces against Vatican State.


We ak USA to give as 30 Billion dollars to arm against VT
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on October 16, 2010, 06:40:48 pm
CAnada deploys all there forces against Vatican State.


We ak USA to give as 30 Billion dollars to arm against VT
The United States sends 15 Billion dollars to Canada. The catholics have 2 million soldiers, we have 3 million soldiers, (including reserve personel) as well as 60000 canadian troops and 5000 malawi troops. We have also stormed the Vatican City and have succeded in takeover with an invasion of 150,000 US Soldiers. THe pope is now prisoner. Riots have stopped and all violent rioters are now in military prison.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on October 16, 2010, 06:47:58 pm
We ban all commercial and military aircraft coming from both Norway and Italy (for protecting this evil city) from the US. YOU MUST NOT COME WITHIN 100 NM OF THE COAST!!! Also, be warned we CAN and WILL launch Nuclear Missiles at Norway if you make ANY attempt against Malawi.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Mastafa on October 18, 2010, 09:21:41 pm
Canada bans Norway and italy from the Canada
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: 1993matias on October 19, 2010, 10:22:47 am
The union of Catholic States condemns the actions. Although the pope is prisoner, the supreme cardinal now lives in exile, and leads the union. We request immediate release of the VT, or we will attack.

The number of two million soldiers was only active soldiers.

And let me say, the US is also a catholic country...
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on October 19, 2010, 08:51:34 pm
The union of Catholic States condemns the actions. Although the pope is prisoner, the supreme cardinal now lives in exile, and leads the union. We request immediate release of the VT, or we will attack.

The number of two million soldiers was only active soldiers.

And let me say, the US is also a catholic country...

The US is, in fact, christian. It however has many mixed religions.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on October 24, 2010, 08:16:46 am
Malawi is amused by the fact that Norway has closed it's waters for Malawian ships :lol: Not bad for a landlocked country to achieve such status :P As a sign of respect, Malawi has closed it's own waters for Norwegian ships :lol:

BTW, France is not going to join the holy crusades, coz they don't have an official religion, so that leaves you with 0 nukes ;). The rest, meh, Argentinians? ;) Anyhow, Muammar Ghaddafi has just called the White House and Malawi to propose an alliance between Libya, Malawi, the US and the African union ;) Malawi would like to hear from the US before accepting the proposal.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on October 24, 2010, 08:37:25 am
Malawi is beginning to question the ligitimacy of the Catholic union. Only a small handful of countries actually have state religions, and of those only the Vatican, Switzerland, Litchenstein, Malta, Argentina, Monaco, El Salvador and Costa Rica are officially catholic states.  

France is as mentioned, atheist by state, same goes for Italy, Spain, Mexico, Chile, Colombia, Portugal, Austria, Poland, Brazil, and Croatia. While the major religion in these countries is catholism, the government is unreligious and won't interevene with their army. So all you have is a large bunch of catholic civilians armed with pointy sticks! :lol:

The Malawian and US liberational forces in the Vatican have announced the first democratic elections for the parliament of the Vatican for next week.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Mastafa on October 24, 2010, 03:00:47 pm
Canada Forces lets 90% of the defense under US control, meaning, 90% of the defense is under US control
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on October 26, 2010, 02:58:50 am
We accept the alliance. Meanwhile, we hold hereby make ask for an agreement with the vatican; we will both end this war if 1) you turn democratic (which it seems like you are) 2) We both open all our borders and 3) all forces retreat back to their own country, except 5% of all forces currently stationed, just to have a backup in case war springs back up.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Mastafa on October 26, 2010, 03:27:54 am
We accept the alliance. Meanwhile, we hold hereby make ask for an agreement with the vatican; we will both end this war if 1) you turn democratic (which it seems like you are) 2) We both open all our borders and 3) all forces retreat back to their own country, except 5% of all forces currently stationed, just to have a backup in case war springs back up.



Canada agrees
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: ced_ampo on October 30, 2010, 09:44:38 am
I'll join as the Philippines, but please, don't hold me into what we have now...

Philippines ask the U.S. if we can join their alliance, also, hereby, we are willing to send 15,000 troops, 120 APC's, 50 tanks, and 20 F-35 STOVL, if US accepts us into the alliance.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on October 31, 2010, 04:03:17 pm
Malawi has made an official request that Mozambique gives Malawi a corridor to the Ocean, and at least 200 km of coastline. failure to respond will have grave consequences for Mozambique.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: ced_ampo on November 02, 2010, 12:25:19 pm
Fellow Countries, you don't want support from the Philippines? We have a few shorelines ready to support bases....
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on November 02, 2010, 01:54:50 pm
Malawi is a landlocked country, but if the Philippines can help us "retake" the "ilegally" stolen northern mocambique, we can have a harbour, navy and naval bases ;) This will in turn help promote trade between our two glorious countries.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: ced_ampo on November 04, 2010, 01:03:46 pm
Philippines agree with Malawi, and are ready to help our new ally. We still continue to try to be allies with the US
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on November 04, 2010, 03:17:58 pm
Malawi armoured battalions have entered Mocambique. Heavy resistance has been reported, with some serious all-out tank battles taking place. Nonetheless the Malawian forces using T-72s, T-80s, T-62s and T-55s have been able to push the Mocambiquean army back about 100 km. Mocambique has been equipped with South African and Australian supplied M1s, Leopard 1 and Olifants. While being technically superior, Malawi has far more tanks, and even 4 Mi-24 Hinds.  
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on November 05, 2010, 08:18:08 am
Malawian armoured battalions have dug down, 50 km from the coast. Need help ASAP. Our advance has almost been stopped, enemy resistance has been too great.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on November 12, 2010, 12:06:34 am
The United States Of America deploys 150,000 soldiers and control is given to Malawi. The US's 87th Fighter Wing, based in Malawi, is ready for attack. The 49th Naval Attack and Defense squad is also ready. Our DEFCON level is DEFCON 3. We also send 10 bomber aircraft, 30 short range ballistic missiles, and 150 tanks. 50 bombers, 500 tanks, 50 F/A 16s, 100 F/A 18s and 100,000 troops are on standby and can be deployed at a 12 hours notice.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on November 12, 2010, 08:36:57 pm
Witht the help of US forces, the JMAUS coalition is beginning to force it's way towards the coast.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: danielkang1234 on November 14, 2010, 05:06:20 pm
Due to a sudden crisis in Afghanistan, the US withdraws 50% of troops in Malawi's control and redirects them to the crisis point. We estimate that these troops will be sent back in 10 days.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on November 15, 2010, 09:08:29 am
95% of Micambique is now under Malawi control. Mocambique's provisional government has officially declared a ceasefire, and has ceded all control to Malawi.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on January 19, 2011, 04:00:14 am
Deutschland meint, dass diese Nationen nicht sehr vereinten sind :P

(Germany thinks these nations aren't very united)

Germany renounces their Protestant history and, under new Catholic leader Wolf, petition an alliance with the Vatican.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on January 19, 2011, 09:45:22 am
In collaberation with the Republic of South Africa, Transvaalia, Swaziland, Boputhatswana, Cuba and Namibia, Namibia declares war on Germany, due to it's decision to side with the imperialist catholic church.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: 1993matias on January 21, 2011, 09:55:31 pm
The Vatican State and the pope asks Germany for permission to live in exile there, as the new forced government in VS doesn't want the Pope.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on January 21, 2011, 10:21:12 pm
The Peoples Republic of the Vatican has denounced German intentions for help. We do not need help. We now have a peoples democracy. With the help of the Malawi and South African people, the Vatican has now set up a nuclear reactor in the southern wing of St. Peters basilica. Castel Sant'Angelo has been equipped with missile silos for ICBMs, possibly nuclear armed. Do not attempt to help us, it may just result in the destruction of Berlin.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on January 23, 2011, 08:20:08 pm
Germany breaks with the Catholic church after hearing that they turned their international shrine into a power plant. ??? We revert back to Protestantism.

(Thirty-years war, anyone? :P)
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on January 23, 2011, 10:44:43 pm
Great news comrades! With the help of Malawi funding, the western and northern wings of the Peoples Palace (aka. St. Peters Cathedral) will now be converted into a housing project. 40 floors will be added, with flats for the workers of the proletariat. The east wing has been converted into army barracks for the Peoples Army of the Vatican and seat of the government.  

We are collecting funding for a similar conversion of other Catholic owned cathedrals around the world, and we are negotiating a deal to buy St. Pauls cathedral from the UK gov.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on January 28, 2011, 02:52:00 am
Germany sets up troops around the Frauenkirche, Köln Cathedral, and all other famous cathedrals in Germany to protect their architectural significance from the functionalist appetite of the Vatican.  Germany also sends offers to France, the United States, and all other countries to protect their cathedrals as well.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on January 28, 2011, 12:59:46 pm
The Vatican Air Force has just been stood up. Operating a fleet of 20 MiG-29, 39 MiG-23 and 6 Mi-24.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on January 28, 2011, 07:29:37 pm
All of Germany's CAP (Cathedral Architecture Protection) squads are now equipped with recently developed LFK NG surface-to-air missiles to protect against the Vatican Air Force.

Germany makes offers to sell more LFK NG's to any other countries under two circumstances:
1. they agree to protect their cathedrals
2. they agree to not attack Germany and to aid us in dire situations
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: Virgin Serbia on January 28, 2011, 09:52:54 pm
The Vatican State and the Combined Nations Of Southern Africa Allied Under The Command Of Malawi (CNOSAAUTCOF), calls for the supressed peoples of Germany to rise against it's facist backers! We will help any rebelion to expell the fascists and it's backers from the Peoples Republic of Germany and the EU.

6 squadrons and 4 divisions have been transfered to bases in allied Italy. They include:

1 sqn of Gripen
1 sqn of Cheetah
1 sqn of Mirage F1
2 sqn of MiG-29
1 sqn of Chengdu J-10
The 1st armoured division of South Africa, including 150 Olifants
1 division of airborne forces including AFVs such as the Eland, Rooikat and BTR-90.
And the 1st shock army

Supporting is 32 Il-76, 47 C-47T, 12 An-12 and many airliners.
Title: Re: NewEST UN Thread
Post by: nwadeltaboy on January 29, 2011, 01:18:18 am
Germany would like to clarify that it is NOT fascist and has not been since World War II.  Also, Germany is not a People's Republic, we are officially the Federal Republic of Germany.  Germany urges the Vatican and CNOSAAUTCOF to put a stop to this false propaganda at once, and assures the citizens of our country that the government exists to serve their interests.

Germany also has a hearty laugh after hearing that the Vatican thinks their aircraft will be effective.